Ripple
Paragons
Lian Au-Yong
don't hate me cuz i'm beautiful, hate me cuz i'm a bitch
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Post by Ripple on Nov 17, 2009 10:06:33 GMT -5
Lian wiped away the food from her face and threw it on the floor. Oh it was on and when it came to food fights, Lian and Sky started enough of their own in order to know a thing or two about them. "Oh big mistake f@#ker," she said to her best friend. A huge smirk grew on her face and Lian was ready for war. "BATTLE ROYALE!!" she yelled enthusiastically. This was the highlight of her day, except the awesome "episode" she just watched of her favorite "soap opera". Lian took cover behind the grill and grabbed the giant jar of extra mayonnaise. It was time to make strategic methods in order to win this. Food fights weren't just something to have fun with. They were like snow ball fights; forts were needed as well as the greatest amount of ammo possible.
Making sure she wasn't in sight by anyone, Lian opened up the jar and threw the cap behind her. It wasn't useful anymore. She got a good big glob of mayo into her hand and then ran full speed towards Sky, with the jar still with her. With one giant ~SMACK~ Lian spread the condiment all over her best friends ass. "There you go babe," she said with a loud laugh. "More grease for that already fat ass of yours!!" She darted away and did the same thing with Chase only with his head. The impact was so great that some of the mayo went back on her. She didn't care though... for it was war. "AAOOOO AOOO AOOOO I AM LEONIDAS KING OF SPARTA!!!" she yelled with as serious of a face as possible. But it failed because she was laughing her ass off several seconds later.
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Decay
Paragons
Skylar Walker
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Post by Decay on Nov 17, 2009 18:55:54 GMT -5
"OW!" Sky yelped and looked at her butt covered in a huge white slob of mayo. "I know you're jealous cause I got one while you got an ironing board back there, but come on!" She pushed her coke drenched hair out of her face and grabbed the bottle of orange soda and shook it as hard as she could, evil grin on her face. "SAY HELLO TO MAH LITTLE FRIEND!!" Sky yelled and unscrewed the top just enough to send orange soda spraying everywhere, orange drops falling on everything and anything near her. "AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!" When the soda stopped fizzing, Sky unscrewed the soda and poured the rest of it on Lian. "Even Spartans have a bigger chest than you! PHONY!" Sky yelled and laughed while going around and grabbed a bit glob og her potato salad.
Running at full speed at Chase, she jumped on his back and mashed the potato salad into his face, mushing it into his cheeks. "And your just my adorable wittle dumpling!" Sky said with a laugh and leaned over to lick some of the potato salad from his cheek. "Damn I am a good cook!" She was giggling like crazy and moved herself up on his back. "Look Chase! Its an evil gook! GET HER, GET HER!" Sky yelled and threw a glob of potato salad at Lian. "CHARGE!"
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Post by Emma Frost on Nov 18, 2009 23:41:54 GMT -5
Emma had been enjoying her food, a sampling of just about everything offered so as to not offend any of the cooks, when the food fight escalated into something just beyond 'out of control'. With almost everyone joining into it, to include several of the teachers as well, she thought it best to save what little left overs there were untouched and called a halt to it. In the time honored tradition of Charles Xavier himself she pulled the old freeze everyone in place technique, leaving them frozen as such until she finished enjoying her food and the sun sunk slightly lower in the sky.
Finally she released first the teachers from their paralysis and had them come and stand by her. Then she released the Alpha children, and had Karma bring them over next to her as well to look at the dripping mass of students who remained motionless. After that, one at a time, she loosened her hold on the children's minds. Seeing them realize how the world had passed them by and the sky had darkened and they were standing amongst so many mannequins, dripping with the remnants of a well fought battle or sitting sunbathing in the approaching dusk.
"Well, I enjoyed myself today." she finally said once everyone was revived and settled. "Now as quick as we can let us clean up the yard, while there is still light enough to see, and ourselves if we are currently a mess, yes? We can then enjoy an evening of family togetherness... if our luck holds..." she glanced over at Scott and the rest of the X-Men at the notion of some peace and tranquility being possible and smiled softly "..and meet up in the Recreation room for some games and TV. How does that sound?"
She didn't expect an answer really and got hardly one at that, but she set them all to work cleaning up and getting the leftovers covered and put away. The tables and chairs and benches and sporting equipment soon followed as all things were put in their rightful places. When it was done in a manner that was acceptable she gave the the O.K. to be about getting cleaned up and changed, and only after Colossus had given those that were food covered a quick dousing with the hose to rinse them off did she allow them to enter the mansion.
Once all of the children had departed she turned to face the circle of friends, her family of teachers, the X-Men. "Well, no one died. Almost everyone had a nutritious meal, and some of them didn't just wear it but they actually ate it. All in all I think that was a fine example of a Spring Fling cookout, Mutant Style... now the real challenge begins." She looked around at them meeting eyes with each in turn. "Who wants the grave responsibility of watching over the remote control?" With eyebrow raised she chuckled, she had spoke the words with a light hearted tone, but knowing it was going to be a struggle for control she wondered which of the brave X-Men standing before her was up to the task.
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