Prop Room Hideout

[Decay]

The door to the Drama classroom/theater clicked open as Sky picked the lock successfully with the lock picking kit her brother Lennon got her. Chase and her had a system going with the rest of the gang that unless told otherwise, they always lock the door behind them, which is just what Sky did when she entered the theater holding the two cans of Fosters beer that she stole from someone's locker in the garage the other day. Her and Chase deserved a break.

They spent most of the afternoon in the med lab, getting their hearing back and the ringing to get out of their ears. It was a tedious process and Sky had enough of the Med Lab to last her a lifetime. They finally got out though, hearing in tact and working fine cause of Doc's new drugs that were probably still in experimental stage, but she didn't give a shit. The point is they worked and the painful ringing in her ears was gone.

Right then though, Sky had more pressing matters on her mind after going up to her room to shower and change and then going to Veronika's room to talk to her for a bit. Tia and Veronika both informed her of what the Acolyte in green had been up to screwing with the new Paragon. Truth be told, Sky liked Liv a good deal after hanging out with her the other night. Sure the girl seemed seriously sheltered in some way, but hey she was cool and she seemed like she'd be a solid addition to the team. One thing that Sky knew for sure was that Liv was meant to be a Paragon, and she didn't like anyone messing with the Paragons.

"Got us some cool treats to wind down," Sky said when she saw Chase sitting on the huge beanbag in their hideout in the Prop Room backstage of the theater. It was the last place anyone would really go to look for them or even think of, but it was comfortable and virtually soundproof, so it suited their group just fine. She handed Chase the beer can and propped down next to him on the bean bag, laying her head on his shoulder. It was a long, long day and it was about to get longer.

"I just got back from talking to Ronnie," Sky began opening her can with a slightly *POP*. "We got a problem man, and it's got blue hair and spreads her legs faster than Paris Hilton's panties dropping at a keg party." She took a long sip of the beer, gulping down the cold liquid and instantly feeling slightly better. "Seems the colorblind Acolyte not only trashed Liv's stuff, but iced her and beat the shit out of her." Sky twirled the beer can in between her hands and looked over at Chase, blowing her short blonde strands out of her face. "First attacking Ronnie and Tia and now a new Paragon. We can't let this go man, she took it too far."

[FreezeFrame]

"Ha! Right, you almost had me there for a second. Our pet Acolyte attacking someone as cool as Disney? No way I'm fallin for that one." Chase grabbed the oversized can and popped it open as he lifted a leg and pooted out a ripper of a fart.

"Aahh. Those beans were good and the best part is how they smell now! HAAaa!" He reached a hand down to scoop at the air and pull it up to their faces inhaling deeply as he did. "It's weird how your own farts smell good isn't it? I kinda like your farts too, they're like more eggy than mine though I think."

Glugging down a swallow or three Chase looked down onto his shoulder at the coolest chick in the world. Any other broad or bimbette would have smacked the crap out of him at the fart thing but Sky took it all in stride. She was amazingly awesome and he could forget himself sometimes and more than once he almost had told her his biggest deep dark secret, but he would never do that. He learned his lesson at the last school he'd been in and it was all a mess after he told his sexual secret.

"But you know if the twatsicle ever did get up in another Paragon's face and show her ass like she did at the picnic well, she would have a hell of a time pulling a team's worth of boots outta it. I know she's dumb, hey she needs to get the Remedial Living for Dummies book from the library just to learn how to read that other book on how not to be a stupid thing, so I know she couldn't have done all that. Plus she's ball-less. Really, I can see her trashing DP's stuff but attacking her directly? Nope, not our poor excuse for a retard, but for half a second you had me there." Chase grinned as he took another swallow of Fosters.

[Decay]

Sky shook her head and took another long swallow of beer, still looking solemn despite the grin that Chase managed to put on her face for a minute with his antics and lack of control on gas. "Believe it man. I even went by their room. Totally filled with snow and everything is wet and stuff. There was a couple of drops of blood on the wall, and Ronnie said that DP got a busted lip now," she said not looking happy in the least bit.

"What can I say, if we didn't know she was dumb as shit for attacking Veronika and Tia, which by the way we still gotta get her back for, then she is one seriously dumb piece of smurf shit for attacking one of us. Cause DP is a true Paragon and the Abominable Snowslut was no where close to earning her stripes. Not only did she #$%& up at the Danger Room by messin' with our set routine, but attacking our team? #$%& that shit man, we can't let it fly." She propped her feet up on the beanbag across them, chewing on the side of her cheek in annoyance and thought.

"Who the #$%& does she think she is? Yea she's ball-less and my little brother would beat the shit outta her, but she musta gone #$%&ing retarded if she thinks she can get away with messing with the Paragons. I can't #$%&ing believe that she'd do it. Maybe she got a brain tumor from Rumble literally pounding the bloody crap out of her, but whatever the #$%& it is, it's gonna end there," she said taking another swig of the large can. Sky was rarely this pissed off, but after talking to Veronika and Tia and then seeing the room for herself, she was done. Thing is, she wouldn't have minded Frostbite too much on the Paragons if she wasn't such a stupid shit about it. And attacking her own teammates was as dumb as she could have gotten.

[FreezeFrame]

"Oh MAN!" Chase slapped a hand across his forehead and drug it down his face. "How did I forget to tell you about the sheets?" He started to laugh and couldn't help himself from getting a growing sense of pride over what he'd done. "Ah haha haaa!"

"Oh, Sky you woulda dug it the most! I took those nasty old sheets, the Rumblenight Sheets that I found in the trash. Remember? And I had Tia sneak me into the room and I put them on Frosty's bed. Oh I wish I coulda seen her face when it happened." He was still laughing between trying to speak and catch his breath when it dawned on him.

"Oh shit, I just realized-" His laughing stopped suddenly "maybe those sheets put her on a kill spree rampage, like a douche-gargler with a sugar high or somethin." He looked down at Sky with a scowl on his face. "Alright, so she got a taste of some payback let's put our heads together and cook up some serious ass kicker to serve her. We canNOT let this shit stand, that bitch must pay. What did Veronica say about it all?"

[Decay]

Making the beer in the can swirl, Sky looked up at Chase with an oddly serious face compared to the light hearted and carefree expression she usually had. "Ronnie wants her off the Paragons for good. You know Nightcrawler's a sucker for her, and all she's gotta do is get some tears on her pretty face and tell him she's scared with the blue haired cumdumpster on the team and that's the end of it. But she said that's after we teach her a lesson, cause we can't let something like this go unpunished," she said looking at the beer can in her hand, biting her cheek again.

"I think we oughta talk to Lian and Dante about it all too. You know Veronika discussed it with Kris and Tia, and if we're gonna let Liv in on it, we better have something up our sleeve by then." Sky looked deep in thought and smirked slightly. "Well she was stupid enough to trash her own shit along with Liv's, so we can't do that. What a dumbass." She kept lightly biting the inside of her cheek as she went deep in thought. "#$%& man she's got nothing worth trashing, we already casted her out and so did everyone else... It's like impossible to bring her anymore down than she is," Sky mused, the smirk coming back on her face and a giggle escaping her.

"That stuff with the sheets though was classic. I can't believe I didn't think of that," she said still giggling and taking another sip of the beer. "I'm at a loss though. We could always ask Dante to freak up her electronics. I say we give her an old blanket party and call it a day." She let out a sigh and banged her head against the back of the bean bag, glancing back at Chase. "Please tell me you got a plan, cause I can't even think straight, that's how bad I wanna get this bitch."

[FreezeFrame]

"You got a point about all the things she already lost, but she did that to herself. Pretty much all on her own, or she asked for it at least." He took a long couple of swallows and burped in the back of his throat letting it come out his nostrils as he kept his mouth shut. It was his burp of deep concentration and it was meant to be a message that his devious mind was hard at work.

"It's a tough call, and I love the blanket party idea so we should definitely wrap it all up with that, but I'm thinking we chip away at her. Let me ask you, what's worse a bloody nose or a hundred mosquito bites in places you just can't reach?" He clunked his beercan against hers as a grin crept evil and slow up on his face. "I'm all for the big hurrah, but what about all the little things?"

"I've always wanted to do a Tom and Jerry style hotfoot to someone, then there's the old Nair in the conditioner and the Preparation H in the toothpaste." He scratched his chin as more ideas flowed from his brain out his mouth. "We can float her out onto the lake one night in her sleep; shaving cream in her shoes; you can even order crabs online and we can dump them in her panty drawer. Oh this is going to be the best summer yet!" Chase had wild excited eyes now as he sat up straighter and then climbed on top of Sky's lap.

"I have like a hundred things off the top of my head, all the classics and so many many more of my own design, and when we're done with her she wont know what is rigged and where the next booby trap lies. She'll be a walking, weeping, basket case with a hair trigger and who knows" he was almost frothing at the mouth as he grinned down at Sky "she might even hang herself if we're lucky."

[Decay]

Sky laughed when Chase through himself over her and at the little plans he had. "Christ Chase, and you call me fat. Lay off the chips man," she said squirming under him and pushing him off slightly, though she knew it was more him moving off her that did the trick. She finished the last of her beer and did the traditional crushing of the beer can against her forehead and then turning it into dust to get rid of the evidence. "I don't know Chase," she said letting out a loud BUUURRRRRPPP and patting her flat and slightly sunken in stomach. "I mean don't get me wrong most of that stuff sounds GENIUS, but for us to do all that means we'll have to deal with her ass for a good while longer than I want to."

Using her foot to bring the other beanbag closer so them so they could both spread out and get more comfortable, Sky bit her lip in annoyance as she thought hard. "Like as awesome it would be to %&$@ with her like that, that means we gotta deal with her longer. And at this rate, I'm expecting her to go running to Nightcrawler or Frost about it all. Not like Nightcrawler can be an issue, cause that's where Veronika comes in and he adores her, but Frost might tell Cyke and he'll give us that whole team ethics lecture. That's gonna be a pain in the ass," Sky said and slumped in the seat with a slight huff of annoyance.

"I wanna get her back big, like one big thing that will teach her once and for all what happens when you %&$@ with the Paragons. She's so god damn stupid, how could she ever think we'd accept her now? I was at least willing to give her a chance before, but %&$@ that now. She %&$@ed up and now she's gonna pay. I just can't figure out how." She looked at Chase with a look of both annoyance and determination. "Maybe bring others into it that wanna get her back too if we have to. Screw with her really good. Is there some guy she's got a think for? A way to get to her through someone else would work too."

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"Golden shower all over my parade why dontcha Sky?" Chase said putting on his puppydog eyes. "I guess we better take it to the rest of them since I think it would be fun for one and all. 'Cept for the dumpster that is. Hell, we could make it like a contest for the whole team. I bet DP will have some great ideas, and you KNOW she wont want it to end quick."

He finished off his beer and tossed the can to her to do her thing. "But you have a point, I really don't want to spend any more time lookin at that bastard daughter of a Blue Man groupie than I have to. She's so dog ugly she makes my balls creep up into my guts man." He made a 'blek' sound and stuck out his tongue. "Let alone think about her for weeks on end. I don't know I guess we could always set her up somehow to have kinda like a date with Iceman or something? Have you seen the way she looks at him!?!"

With a shake of his head to clear the image of the way Frostbite would admire their teacher he said. "Make it like he was gonna take her in ways Rumble never did and love her like she was his woman and give her a pearl necklace" he pumped his eyebrows up and down "and the whole nine yards" then he grinned "or nine inches- HA!" The only other guy he thought she might want anything to do with was Diesel. "What about her ex? Maybe she would want to get back at him? Or hey, even get back with him? Could we dare, use Diesel, as a pawn? Mwahahahaa!" He mimicked a crazy villain laugh as he threw his head back.

[Ripple]

It was then that the wall by the door rippled away and Lian walked through with a flask in one hand and three cigars in the other. "Como estan bitches?!!?" she said in her best Hispanic accent possible. She stayed up watching Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy the previous night and just had to quote it. As stupid of a movie that it was, it was still epic. She tossed Sky and Chase their cigars and took a swig from her flask. "Presents from the parental unit," she explained. Her dad was still out somewhere in the country. But once in a while he would send Lian presents that he knew she would like. It was his weird way of apologizing to her for not being around.

She sat by her best friends and handed over the flask to Sky. "How you douches doing?" She was referring to their ears/head. Knowing her they could have understood what she was talking about but the "big bang" could have screwed up their logic. She smirked and then it left her face since she really was concerned. "Seriously though. You guys alright?"

[Decay]

A slight smirk came on Sky's face when Lian walked in, but she was too pissed to do much more than that. "Sit Lian, we got an issue and I ain't gonna be happy till it's taken care of," she said and pointed to the beanbag next to there's so Lian would sit. The fact that she didn't call Lian 'Titless' or 'Chinky Lee' or 'Ricebag' meant that she was too pissed off to call her best friend by her usual names. She bit the inside of her cheek as she glanced at Chase with annoyed eyes and took a sip of the flask.

"The Abominable Snowslut strikes again. That stupid bitch trashed all of Disney's shit, and then got it in with her. That's the second Paragon that stupid bitch attacked, and even though Chase got back at her good for #@$%ing with Veronika, I still haven't gotten her back for that. And we definitely gonna gotta get her back for screwing with a New Paragon, someone who's a real Paragon by the way." Sky was still seething about it, and still thought a blanket party was the best idea.

"Chase said he wants to do the classics, you know Nair in the hair conditioner, Preparation H in the toothpaste, clear wrap over the toilet seat kinda thing. But I don't want her on the team for that long, and Ronnie already said all she has to do is go crying to Kurt about how Frostbite attacked her and threatened her, and you know that's the end of it. He's a sucker for Ronnie. First she said she wants us to do one big thing to teach her a lesson, and right now we can't figure out what it could be," she said and passed the flask over to Chase, turning to look at him. "Bobby will skin us if he finds out we used him in any way, for whatever reason he likes that blue sack of shit. Ian, aw hell Chase I don't know if I have it in me, he's a total sweetheart to use as a pawn."

[FreezeFrame]

"Hey I never said I didn't want to do da blahhnket pahhty mon." Chase said around the cigar he held in his teeth Jamaican accent kickin. "Just dat I'n'I be wanta ta do da odder stuff too." He flashed his grin, "got a light ugly?" He said at Lian in his normal voice again.

"I mean you got such lovely gifts but you forgot the paper bag for your head, that's no way to show you care about our recovery." His snicker wasn't cruel, he was only playing with Lian and he shoved Sky in the shoulder asking "Am I right? But thanks for askin, I think we're feelin a bit of alright."

"Yeah, but anyways back to our little blue belle. Sure she's gotta go, she's gonna go, that's a given and that's cool cause it wont stop us from doing our little pranks. So, fine, we give her a big send off and then we mess with her whenever we want, but it wont be the same. I mean after a blanket party there's no reason to pick at her and drive insane and make her snap worse or kill herself, right?" He said it like he had thought it through for days and days.

"So the big question is do we go for the one shot, a ton of physical pain and make her quit the team by request, or do we stretch it out and make her go through hell for weeks on end and make her quit life?" He knew she was weak, but just how weak was a question. "I wonder if she's that soft that she'd kill herself over some teasing? I got twenty bucks says I can make her try, any takers?" Never far away from a bet he pulled out his wallet and slipped out the folded up bill.

[Ripple]

"Put that shit away," she snapped at Chase. She wasn't mad at him, she was just pissed at the current situation. There she was trying to enjoy a nice evening with her friends and then boom, Lorelai had to freaking do something stupid... again. Lian didn't have a real problem with Lorelai until that moment. The ice bender was really starting to get on her nerves and needed to learn a god damn lesson already.

Lian lit her cigar and passed her Zippo over to him. "So Frosty's all pissed about gettin' her cherry popped by a f*ckin' psycho and now she's takin' it out on us?" Everything that had been happening to Lorelai was definitely bothering Lian. It didn't really make her feel bad for the new Paragon, but rather annoyed that so much shit had to happen to this one girl. But after a while, Lian started to realize that Lorelai was really allowing all of this crap to happen to her. She needed to take responsibility for her own actions and really make amends to a lot of people, starting with her "new team".

"We gotta handle this man. And not in any bullshit kiddy way. We need to give her a message and a clear one a that. Not some stupid prank where people need to laugh and giggle like some f*ckin' school girl. A message where she realizes she needs to get her shit together here and now..." She started thinking, really trying to find a mature but assertive solution that could benefit everyone rather than cause more shit to hit the fan. "We need an intervention man. Or something like one." Sky had the tendency to let her age maturity get to her once in a while. Not that Sky was immature, but she was fourteen and could sometimes be a bit childish when it came to revenge plots.

[Decay]

Sky looked at Lian like she just announced that she wanted to give Katana a sponge bath. "You want to have an intervention? Are you outta your %$#@ing mind?!" She took Chase's empty can of beer that she had yet to disintegrate and threw it at Lian's head, satisfied when it bounced off. "This isn't a god damn episode of Full House where we all 'sit down and talk it out' and then hug when we're done. %$#@ THAT!"she yelled incredulously, looking at Lian like she was a moron.

"No, we're not talking, we're not doing any of that shit. Talking to her implies we give a %$#@ what she's doing to herself. I don't give a shit if she wants to sleep around with all the older students or overdoses on pills cause her daddy never loved her. My problem is her %$#@ing around with my team." She couldn't believe that talking to the Abominable Slut was even an option or a suggestion. "What are we Acolytes? We don't %$#@king talk, we do! And we went past even the idea of talking the minute that stupid ice cunt attacked Ronnie. No, %$#@ that, no intervention, none of that shit. This b*tch is in need of a blanket party big time."

Sky was seething enough that she didn't even want a cigar or a cigarette, she was ready to take this girl that screwed with their team down. "We can do fists or put a bar of soap in a sock, whatever you want, but this b*tch need to be taken down, and I am done waiting," she said leaning against the wall and looking to her two teammates. "Paragons don't talk, they take care of their own in the most effective way possible. I'm done with that frostbitten slutbag, and if she wants to act so tough, fine but there ain't no easy way for her to get out of the shit she got herself in."

[FreezeFrame]

"No, hold up Sky." Chase said sitting up and holding up a hand as he seriously considered Lian's idea. He swirled the cigar around a little from the inside with his tongue as he the thumbed open the lighter. Nodding his head slowly as he thought about it for a good long time he finally sparked the Zippo and looked at the flame for a moment. "What Lian said might not be so bad."

He let the flames embrace the tip of the cigar and set it to smolder before he pulled on it gently. The smoke he let just waft up and out of the corners of his mouth with gentle ease as he pulled the lighter back away and watched the flame flicker a moment more before snapping it shut. "We could have a PRINCESS TEA PARTY!!!" he turned and screamed at Lian as he tossed her lighter to Sky. "You really are a retard sometimes. You got soft serve ice cream for brains or somethin?" He wondered how much paint she must've huffed back in her hood.

"This is one of those times when you do anything BUT talk. So quit thinkin like a fag and contribute here ya zipperhead." Chase was trying to make a point and he hoped he did a decent job of it. Acting wasn't his strong suit, but he thought he had them fooled for maybe a minute. "Mmm these are nice." he pulled another mouthful off the cigar and let the smoke roll across his tongue. "Your Dad sent ya another gift package? He really is a health nut. Thanks." He winked at her.

[Ripple]

Chase honestly had her fooled for a second, thinking that he would actually look at things her way more than Sky's. But once again Lian saw what she always did, and that was Chase and Sky always taking the assertive route. Not that Lian was a sourpuss or a goody-goody, she was anything but that. But there were certain times where her rationality got the best of her rather than her emotions. "Listen assholes," she retorted. "I get you point I really do. But obviously playing a trick on the chick is really not gonna help. For f*cks sake she got the shit kicked outta her by Niki and I'm pretty sure that still didn't tell her to wake the freak up. Knowing her, she probably got even more bitchy about it!!"

She allowed what she said to sink in before continuing. Before she did however, she puffed up the cigar and let it set in her mouth before breathing it out slowly to savor the taste. When it came to presents, Lian's dad always gave the best gifts. But that wasn't the issue at the moment. Frostbite was. And currently she was really starting to carryout the full extent of her name. "I'm just saying," she continued. "Let's try it my way. If she doesn't finally f*ckin' get it... THEN we can make her learn the hard way." The last few words that left her mouth kind of stung. The Paragon really didn't like to resort to violence when dealing with people. Her mom didn't have the chance to talk things out when that was an option; but the dumb teenagers robbing her store didn't give a crap. To them, she was some stupid Asian woman in their territory. And because of that, they shot and killed her.

Lian understood that Frostbite's situation wasn't such an extremity, but she couldn't help but connect the two.